'The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn, Part 2' — At Least the Fans Will Love It

Fifth and final in the blockbuster film series based on novels by Stephenie Meyer debuts. Rated PG-13.

The big finale of the Twilight Saga needs no help from anyone beyond its fans, thank you very much. You need but look to the scores of Twihards who lined up at movie theaters around the world over a week before the premiere. These fans can rest easy.

Director Bill Condon ("Gods and Monsters," "Dreamgirls") gives them exactly what they expect. For the rest of the planet, it feels cliched and fangless until a rousing final act climbs so over the top it makes it almost worth the price of admission.

The plot centers on concern that the old guard of vampires in charge, the Volturi, might want to eliminate what they see as a threat in Bella (Kristen Stewart) and Edward's (Robert Pattinson) newborn girl. So, it's time to activate the Cullen's wide assortment of friends and distant vamp relatives and clans to help save the day!

Unfortunately, the movie sufferes from some disappointing elements in the way it unfolds, most notably in the script. The newly introduced secondary characters are barely fleshed out and awash in cliche. The Irish contingent might as well have mentioned kissing the Blarney Stone, and the old country vamps' "I vant to sock urrre blodde" accents induce titters and giggles instead of dread in the audience.

The only real standout in the International Vampire Collection is the ever-dependable Lee Pace as Garrett, who takes his silly lines and chews them into submission.

Meanwhile, the family worries and frets watching their new girl Renesmee (Mackenzie Foy; Christie Burke in flash-forward scenes), as Jacob (Taylor Lautner) hovers protectively nearby. Other troubles are afoot. Poor Edward and Bella can't catch a break. The child is creepy in the extreme, making the assorted googly red-eyed aunties and uncles cooing over her seem a bit bizarre. A more beatific child might have helped us connect with their love and desire to keep her safe.

Here in this film we do get slightly more extended scenes of happiness, a payoff to those who have suffered through so much unpleasantness earlier in the saga. But danger lurks, as usual. After a slow-going hour of the same knowing looks of concern and hushed monosyllabic conversations we were subjected to in the last film, I'm ready for a Cullen-ectomy.

Thank goodness the Volturi arrive just in time to wreck the day and save the movie. Michael Sheen plays Aro with a mix of childlike glee and haughty deadpan. He has moments so delectably over the top that he makes fans of many a Twihard moviegoing companion.

It is a battle scene toward the end of the movie, in which blood sprays freely over the snow and heads pop off like flicked coins, that warms and entertains those less patient or committed to the sometimes saccharine, sometimes mope-tastic storyline. Watching our valiant vamps and wolves and their enemies rip each other apart is big fun. It's like a camp St. Crispin's Day!

Ultimately, this is a movie created for the fans, and they are likely going to love it. They've been waiting a long time for the end of the story, and the filmmakers give them every opportunity to revel in the Bella/Edward partnership. Extended scenes of marital bliss and coupledom abound. Fans also get to enjoy a much stronger, less whiny heroine who stands up for her new family, come what may.

Let me suggest to you non-fans that many great romances and tragic creatures of the night from throughout the history of film can easily be found online or on DVD. Let the Twihards brave the multiplex with each other on this one. They'll enjoy it. They'll make the movie a record-breaking blockbuster.

Then they can watch their favorite vampires fade, sparkling, into movie history.

"The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn, Part 2" is playing at Regal Ballston Common 12.

Sophia Lair November 18, 2012 at 11:36 AM
I love it all,the characters ,the drama, the suprise ending what a rush. Good job!!!!
ROMAN ROSADO JR November 18, 2012 at 11:44 AM
On a scale of 1 to 10, I gave it a 6
Grace T. November 18, 2012 at 01:21 PM
Best movie ever
Jason Spencer November 19, 2012 at 09:18 PM
Sorry for the forum spamming on this thread. I'm turning on our moderation queue, which requires me to approve all further comments for this thread, as a way of weeding out the spammer.


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